Ironic

An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day Its a black fly in your Chardonnay Its a death row pardon two minutes too late Isnt it ironic...dont you think Its like rain on your wedding day Its a free ride when youve already paid Its the good advice that you just didnt take Who wouldve thought ... it figures Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isnt this nice..." And isnt it ironic...dont you think Its like rain on your wedding day Its a free ride when youve already paid Its the good advice that you just didnt take Who wouldve thought ... it figures Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everythings okay and everythings going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everythings gone wrong and everything blows up in your face A traffic jam when youre already late A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break Its like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife Its meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isnt it ironic...dont you think A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think... Its like rain on your wedding day Its a free ride when youve already paid Its the good advice that you just didnt take Who wouldve thought ... it figures Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out